Eat Bulag ka?...Joke Time muna

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Amo: KNOCK KNOCK!

Chimay: Who's there?

A: amo mo!

C: Amo who?

A: Langhiya ka INDAY!!!! Papasukin mo ako! TANGA!!!!!!

C:TANGA ka! Kumatok ka kasi Hindi sinisigaw ang Knock knock!

BOBO!!!

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My Princess

Once upon a time there was a pretty princess and whatever she touches melts.

The king said any one who brings an object that wouldn’t melt can marry the

princess. Two princes came as well as “Popoy” a pinoy from Manila. The first

one brought a sword that was made on finest steel, when the princess touches

the sword, it melts. The second prince brought diamonds and it also melts. And

then came Popoy’s turn and said (with a help of a translator), “Ipasok mo yung

kamay mo sa bulsa ng shorts ko at pakiramdaman mo mabuti, pede mo ring

piga-pigain”. The princess turned red and she felt hard that didn’t melt. They got

married and live happily ever after.

What is in “Popoy’s” pants?

M&M of course. It melts in your mouth not in your hands.


Bastos ka talaga..akala mo kung ano na no?

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...................... Echoosa