Monday its chuvanesence day na naman. Uber hyperallergennic ako kasi merong "Starbucks" frappe for free aside from over tsunami na free coffee courtesy of most wellknowned kapeng malamig dito sa Pinas. Pero bago magsimula ang new week share ko muna yung ilang mga latest tsismax dito sa office. Beware baka mamaya e ikaw na ang ma front-page dito? *wink* Pero hindi naman ito harmful na parang Tulfo brothers na feeling nila e mga Tsuper Hero sila ubod naman ng yayabang na kyemeng sila ang batas at laging all-right sa tama. So brace yourself guys, I hope masagot nyo lahat ititch.... officemates....
Echoosa in the haus of TotoyBeebo! Well I hope meron kayong masagot kahit isa man lang dito kung wala kayong alam better to clear your noses pati na mga tutulitus nyo sa inyong beautiful ears para naman updated ang inyong mga knowledgebase article sa mga latest chikka dito sa ating dakilang company.
1. First inline, Da whooooo ititch na support super lady na during our outing sa dating baracks nga mga sundalong puti e may kasamang lovie-dovie and after the sun and the moon constantly changing, aba ang hitachi meron an ulet na bagong fafa and we can call this guy as, "Palo-palo". Aside from that, he is also a Trender o diba ang ganda at ang haba ng hair nya kasi constant sa kanya e "Changes"..just like the battle crayola of our beloved kumpanya.
2. Da whooooo etong magaling na engineer na katatapos lang gumawa ng dalawang movies sa Hollywood...Take note "Hollywood" version 1 and version 2....kasi tawag sa kanya e, "Shrek" yes dude tama ang basa mo. Tuwing makikita ko ang uber sa size na engineer na ito e palagi kong naalala ang movie na itich. Anyway, he's not from the US Corp. Yun lang baboobs!
3. Sino itich na cutie "lethal" gurlaloo na parang harmless kung sya ay titingnan mo pero puno naman ng angers ever sa life, wag ka behind the beautiful mask e isa palang okatokat as well ah hooooohooooooooo. Gamitin ba naman ang kanyang angking kagalingan sa isang newbaby at sabihin in front of many others na, "Girl, bakit ka pumasa jan? Dapat alaminos bataan mo yung mga things na I asked to you kasi you pasas ever sa on-line drug test as a Level 2". Kawawang newbaby powerless. Pero sa sobrang I.Q na nasa kanya e the questionaire na she prepared came from and L3v3l 3 materyales pwertes... tsk tsk tsk Accept the fact na isang gisahan sa mantika ang ever close case presentation pero after grilling the newbaby and the session really ended, she doesn't say sorry. huhuhuhu pity on that new baby.
4. Whois this very much genius at IQ level e to the highest level aside from the fact na considered as one of the Pilar Pilapil kaya don't touch this birdie kasi pede ka nyang ipadeport sa tinubuan mo na land with matching crashed suit pa. Ever proudacius sya announcing na relative nya si celebrity person and not just a relative but a half-bro. Looks can be deceiving kaya nga nakakadeceive sya e... Ano masasabi mo manay Dra. Belo can you fix his face?
5. Da whooo itich na senior citizen na dito e fyi lang very much single seater aircraft. Yes korek ka jan, nag-iisa sa life kya nga ngayon e panay ang browse sa ating Intranet looking for the pot of gold na pede nyang hukayin just to settle down.....Leche!!!! hindi pampalibing ha! ang ibig ko sabihin e wanted nya magkaron ng beloved half maybe in the coming years to come.
6. Finally, sino itich na isang Promil gifted na engineer na waiting for the right moment and ever calling the shots of aneasthesia to tenderloin and kanyang resignation chuvaness kung hindi sya mapupunta sa next level na 'to. In fairytale from him e magaling naman sya and he already came here as above from the others kaya lang due to natures call e kailangan mamili kung ano ba talaga kuya. Aside form the fact that the lovi-dudettes e somewhere out there na sa ibang dimension.
Whew!!! who ever got a perfect score will win a coffee of his/her choice sa Gloria Jeans kape.
You can email your answers @ dj_peelow@yahoo.com ... Till next time sana meron pa ulet akong maimbento! Hehehe
Echoosa in the haus of TotoyBeebo! Well I hope meron kayong masagot kahit isa man lang dito kung wala kayong alam better to clear your noses pati na mga tutulitus nyo sa inyong beautiful ears para naman updated ang inyong mga knowledgebase article sa mga latest chikka dito sa ating dakilang company.
1. First inline, Da whooooo ititch na support super lady na during our outing sa dating baracks nga mga sundalong puti e may kasamang lovie-dovie and after the sun and the moon constantly changing, aba ang hitachi meron an ulet na bagong fafa and we can call this guy as, "Palo-palo". Aside from that, he is also a Trender o diba ang ganda at ang haba ng hair nya kasi constant sa kanya e "Changes"..just like the battle crayola of our beloved kumpanya.
2. Da whooooo etong magaling na engineer na katatapos lang gumawa ng dalawang movies sa Hollywood...Take note "Hollywood" version 1 and version 2....kasi tawag sa kanya e, "Shrek" yes dude tama ang basa mo. Tuwing makikita ko ang uber sa size na engineer na ito e palagi kong naalala ang movie na itich. Anyway, he's not from the US Corp. Yun lang baboobs!
3. Sino itich na cutie "lethal" gurlaloo na parang harmless kung sya ay titingnan mo pero puno naman ng angers ever sa life, wag ka behind the beautiful mask e isa palang okatokat as well ah hooooohooooooooo. Gamitin ba naman ang kanyang angking kagalingan sa isang newbaby at sabihin in front of many others na, "Girl, bakit ka pumasa jan? Dapat alaminos bataan mo yung mga things na I asked to you kasi you pasas ever sa on-line drug test as a Level 2". Kawawang newbaby powerless. Pero sa sobrang I.Q na nasa kanya e the questionaire na she prepared came from and L3v3l 3 materyales pwertes... tsk tsk tsk Accept the fact na isang gisahan sa mantika ang ever close case presentation pero after grilling the newbaby and the session really ended, she doesn't say sorry. huhuhuhu pity on that new baby.
4. Whois this very much genius at IQ level e to the highest level aside from the fact na considered as one of the Pilar Pilapil kaya don't touch this birdie kasi pede ka nyang ipadeport sa tinubuan mo na land with matching crashed suit pa. Ever proudacius sya announcing na relative nya si celebrity person and not just a relative but a half-bro. Looks can be deceiving kaya nga nakakadeceive sya e... Ano masasabi mo manay Dra. Belo can you fix his face?
5. Da whooo itich na senior citizen na dito e fyi lang very much single seater aircraft. Yes korek ka jan, nag-iisa sa life kya nga ngayon e panay ang browse sa ating Intranet looking for the pot of gold na pede nyang hukayin just to settle down.....Leche!!!! hindi pampalibing ha! ang ibig ko sabihin e wanted nya magkaron ng beloved half maybe in the coming years to come.
6. Finally, sino itich na isang Promil gifted na engineer na waiting for the right moment and ever calling the shots of aneasthesia to tenderloin and kanyang resignation chuvaness kung hindi sya mapupunta sa next level na 'to. In fairytale from him e magaling naman sya and he already came here as above from the others kaya lang due to natures call e kailangan mamili kung ano ba talaga kuya. Aside form the fact that the lovi-dudettes e somewhere out there na sa ibang dimension.
Whew!!! who ever got a perfect score will win a coffee of his/her choice sa Gloria Jeans kape.
You can email your answers @ dj_peelow@yahoo.com ... Till next time sana meron pa ulet akong maimbento! Hehehe
Disclaimer: This article is inspired by everyday life and experiences here at TMI. Invented by playfu mind of the author.
